Oven sex

oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.

Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

Swedish Oven

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.

Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.

by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024

Oven

A guy who is super bad. Plays hypickle and is also really bad at that.

Stop being an Oven.

by Ovenisbad July 31, 2021

eggs in the oven

The place where all the hot models come from. Don't burn em they might too horny

Yo Nigga did you find where Ariana Grande came from? No but I heard she was one of the eggs in the oven!

by Not the Menu August 15, 2017

bagel in the oven

Pregnant

Bagel refers to baby, oven is the womb, bagel in the oven

by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015

Wuhan oven

Lightly pulling away ones mask, inserting ones cheeks and ripping ass. Once ass ripping has commenced the mask is released, sealing it within.

Wife fell asleep with her mask on so I wuhan ovened her ass.

by Phatrick&Hootson December 6, 2020

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024