Micro-Oven

An object in which a land shark sits upon

Justins’s Land shark sat on the micro-oven

by ❌🧢 February 7, 2019

dublin double-oven

A sexual act where two people poop on your chest while you drink a pint of Guinness.

Hey, last night Rosie, her roommate Karen , and I drank a bit too much and had ourselves a Dublin Double-oven.

by jellocakes69 June 3, 2018

cold oven

What enlightened people call freezers

Dude1: Dude put the pizza in the oven at 20° for 470 minutes.
Dude2: You mean the cold oven.

by NotoriousCraig May 17, 2018

Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019

Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.

I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019

Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.

Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'

by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019

Easy Bake Oven

An insult to call someone when they have an easy task but make it extremely complicated to the point where it’s not worth doing

Man, we were playing scrabble and they put endometriosis off of dome.

What an Easy Bake Oven

by BlueGoatKid February 22, 2019