hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket

Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK

Bringing order to PLANET EARTH and DISORDER to your DICK AND CUNT.

MARCONI RUBIN BRIN PAGE. G00 G00 EMPHATIC 2ND G00

AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM. 1999 AI
PAUL ANTHONY GIOVANI IBM CLOUD

MOHAMED HASSAN KAMIL TAKAFUL SYRIA 1999
MALAYSIA IND0NESIA SINGAP0RE THAILAND

PEDOPHILE SIAM PEDO PEDOPHILE 369
SANS ASS N...SYARIKAT TAKAFUL

FOUNDER of URBAN DICTIONARY AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM ...NO FEAR...KNIOW FEAR

URBAN DICKTIONARY

URBAN CUNTIONARY

Look the URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK is the macho athletic ASSH0LE MALE , that radio DISC JOCKEY does the talking at times , THE WORDS always JOCKEYING for position and finally THE ATHLETIC SUPPORTER BIKE JOCK strap PEDO PEDOPHILE...

URBAN DICKTIONARY is DARK ORIGINATION

URBAN CUNTIONARY us DARK 0RIGINATION
AND URBAN SH0WWARDS cleans things up in the SHOWER or BATHTUB or MALESTROM to make THINGS EVEN MORE INDECENT and SUPER DIRTY as worse THAN SIN AND ASHAME.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022

jocke

cool guy, have very strong legs. is very easy to get along, but tend to salute nazis AND commies on the street. a typical jocke likes MLP and gnomes.

My dream was to be a jocke...

by endingdingvärld April 2, 2017

Jock Daniels

A derogatory name for Scotch whisky.

Bartender! Stop fiddling with your sporran and pour me a Jock Daniels.

by Cheesemonger June 14, 2016

Jocking Steez

Jocking= to steal
Steez= style
When someone takes a unique word/phrase, or copies another person's style and tries to pass it as their own.

P1: "Bro, that food was the gas"
P2: "Since when do you call good food the gas? That's been my thing for years."
P1: "Nah dude, I started that."
P2: "That's BS bro, quit jocking steez."

by Skleebar November 25, 2020

jock swagger

A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.

I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.

by ghcalico August 22, 2019

Burger jock

A loud obnoxious, rude and self righteous American.

Whilst travelling our tour was completely overrun by burger jocks.

by Jay654321 December 3, 2014