Track Meat

The act of lining up and running circles around a male while gripping his penis as you pass by treating the erection as if it was a baton resulting in a multi-person hand job

“Michael went through a rough break up so me and the boys got together for a track meat to cheer him up. We didn’t drop the baton once”

by 86ToyotaCorrola October 07, 2022

track meat

A slur to call your indian/brown friend as they all seems to be obsessed with dying to trains

Gupta: Make me 2 tacos Marco you fuckin' beaner
Marco: Shut the fuck up track meat

by TrackMeat December 13, 2023

Moose Tracks

Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter

:Did you hear what Jesse did?
:No, what?
:He gave his wife Moose Tracks

by colt2131 July 16, 2022

Moose Tracks

The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.

Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.

by mooosey April 19, 2023

Track Sacking

Wearing your track pants without underwear and resting your hand on your nut sack.

Girlfriend: Whats up Babe?
Me: Just track sacking it in the lounge watching T.V

by Maggiecramp September 27, 2012

rats on the track

Said to someone who is giving you a ride or going on a trip and is taking way too long to get ready/leave a parking space/pass by a green light. From Seinfeld where Elaine was waiting for her train to get going when it stopped. Implies that there should be no excuse why you aren't moving.

Why won't this train move! They probably stopped because there's rats on the track!

Go! You could of turned left six times by now! Are there rats on the track or something!

by William Braveheart 2.0 July 16, 2010

on track simulation

Synonym for Off Track Simulation: a clone of Vulcan Productions.

"Have you heard about On Track Simulation?"

Yeah, it's Just Vulcan Productions MkII

by Tadahaaaa November 23, 2020