When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.
Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.
by bigjonny13 April 25, 2011
When a young man, (usually between the ages of 14 and 21) goes against the advice of his friends and relatives to make regrettable decisions with sub-parr females because he is so horny.
"Dude, Parker, quit chubby chasing with that Lauren chick."
"I can't help it, dude! I haven't had a girl in months. I'm Jizz Drunk!"
"I can't help it, dude! I haven't had a girl in months. I'm Jizz Drunk!"
by Tyler bl February 03, 2009
by AnUncleverPseudonym August 10, 2009
by JRsuperstar April 17, 2010
junk mail, can be either email or paper. can be spam or just from annoying people. nothing you'd want to read, usually goes straight to the trash can.
I checked my box this morning, but everything there was jizz mail so i dumped it. I have no time to waste opening jizz mail.
by susannah eanes November 19, 2007
by Meh, lulz January 10, 2009
The true meaning of ''Awesome'', When Perfect is Perfect its Preferbial Jizz!!
More than Brilliant, More than Amazing. More than A Huge Pair of Double 'J's' ! Its more awesome Than Awesome its self
Its no Lie to say that this word is so Amazing that God himself will get on his Knee's and Suck the Penis of ''Urban Dictionary''
More than Brilliant, More than Amazing. More than A Huge Pair of Double 'J's' ! Its more awesome Than Awesome its self
Its no Lie to say that this word is so Amazing that God himself will get on his Knee's and Suck the Penis of ''Urban Dictionary''
by The_Bosh_Man May 17, 2010