by ∆©˙√©√ June 6, 2021
Get the full blastmug. by Jokeynutblast December 8, 2016
Get the biggie blastmug. When a person tries to innocently check Urban Dictionary to get a laugh when the only thing their able to find is repeated posts about "popular and/or hot celebrities" that teenage girls post.
by Hart07 August 24, 2014
Get the Urban Blastmug. to become absolutely shit faced
by kumquatcummies May 9, 2020
Get the Titty Blastedmug. Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.
Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.
by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019
Get the Blasting porcelainmug. While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.
I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.
by Frosty October 6, 2016
Get the granny blastedmug. by sacblaster August 6, 2020
Get the blast sacmug.