lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.

He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*

by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013

New Jersey Hot Plate

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.

"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"

by nj lover July 2, 2023

Fiesta Plate Special

Noun, when a person has diabetes, hypertension, hyperlipidemia, and renal deficiency. Usually caused by eating a lifetime of Fiesta Plates. Occurs in about 80% of the Guam population.

Nurse - "Hey Doc, we just got a guy check into the ER"
Doc - "What's his past medical history?"
Nurse - "He's got the fiesta plate special"
Doc - "fuck"

by Milo277 August 17, 2015

Plates

The ID of the car

What are the plates

by Thatdike_angie August 8, 2021

Plate of Soup

Hot Mess!

I got really high, I was a plate of soup

by SexyMaaanGunShow February 26, 2022

Plate

• A very delusional, ignorant, oblivious female.
• She stays in the same cycles of her life because she can’t move on.
• She ends up looking dumb in the end.

• She gets played around like a toy.
(Female term for delusional girls, can be used for a foe, a fake female, someone you use, ect)

She’s really a plate that’s why she won’t leave him alone.
Wait until that shit crash down on her plate ass.

by Barbie Kash October 12, 2023