Chinese Noodle 

noun
a type of noodle which has the characteristic of both originating from, and being exclusive to, the chinese ethnicity. This noodle possesses many characteristics distinct from noodles of other ethnicities. The most notable distinction and odd feature of this noodle is that it is the only noodle in the world that doesnt exceed 2 inches in length, making it the tiniest noodle in the world. This is a characteristic that made many believe that it was a joke to even expose these noodles to anyone, causing these noodles to be ridiculed by the masses.

Individuals from other ethnic backgrounds refuse to sample these noodles due to the unsatisfying size. Woman, in particular, reject men with these noodles constantly due to its lack of any real worth.

Its characteristics are identical to a chinese penis. However, the chinese penis is smaller.

If you want a satisfying noodle, don't choose to consume a chinese noodle.

Chinese Noodle by dmasterlatter1 August 15, 2012

chicken noodle soup 

a gay ass dance that these fags in new york came up with just to be hella cool like the bay area.....but they suck fat nuts

chicken noodle soup is gay we rep tha bay

chicken noodle soup by calvizzal October 5, 2006

noodle ratio 

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.

Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!

noodle ratio by rayjay April 23, 2006

Noodle Fingers

A girl, or boy, who gives out mad handjobs. Also useful for combination puns with al dente and alfredo (creamy white)

"Shit, that girl Grace such a noodle fingers she be throwin around handjobs like hotcakes."

Noodle Fingers by pastalover April 4, 2009

noobier 

more noob than noob

"you're noobier than that noob"

noobier by Wallsoffire December 18, 2008

Noodlemacher 

Someone who is commonly found not using their noodle for an extensive amount of time whilst doing something that makes them appear to be somewhat noodlish. The progression of noodle.

That guy over there just licked his own face, what a noodlemacher.

Noodlemacher by Geschkinator October 21, 2010

Noodle Fingers

When a man can’t make a girl finish with his fingers because he has no idea what he’s doing.

He couldn’t even make me cum with his goddamn noodle fingers !

Noodle Fingers by NarikoSin January 25, 2018