nonce

slang for pedophile

Justin Aaron is a nonce

by bigchungus6923 January 25, 2022

nonce

UK slang for a pedophile

Simple Simon is a nonce

by Alexander Pennwood March 24, 2022

fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you

whos that over there

ally the fucking nonce

by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025

Nonce

means mother

e.g. my dad is also the same as my nonce

by donkey/shrek March 4, 2022

Nonce

U.K. slang, typically refers to a sex offender guilty of crimes involving minors. Used a lot within prisons & council estates.

A very British way to greet your mates.

“ chat shit get banged you fucking nonce!”

“I don’t think that bloke in the white van has a puppy, he’s probably a nonce”.

by Idonttouchkids12345 November 24, 2019

Softcore noncing

We're not talking hardcore noncing, where you're literally diddling kids. We're talking softcore noncing, where you're an 18 year old hanging around maccies in your corsa looking for 16 year olds.

Oh Dave? Don't talk to him, he's into softcore noncing

by BILLY DOMES July 19, 2023

Nonce

Your Dad
Or Harry

"Your Dads a right Nonce"
"That fat Elfs a Nonce"

by John.Joe November 26, 2018