Filing My Taxes

Takin a big fucking shit

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."

by Gay Ass Jimmie May 31, 2018

sin tax error

When you ask a question so undefined, a crystal ball can't even predict the outcome. An accumulation of such errors in a crystal ball could begin to distort the space-time continuous. A cleansing ceremony must be conducted before a fracture between worlds occurs. The ceremony consists of coupon burgers, excess amounts of candy, and waving your arms while saying "psh."

"Man. I asked my crystal ball about when I would win the lottery, but it came back with 'sin tax error.'"
"Ah man. You have to ask questions in units of hours and dollars. You're going to open a portal if you keep asking questions like that."

by Ultracaffeine October 3, 2019

sister food tax

if you have a sister you are intended to have her take some food anytime she sees you or you have food.

“hey do you have food”
“Yes”
“Okay give me some, sister food tax”

by yomama45 February 3, 2023

Blue Collar Tax

the act of using company time, materials or money for a personal project. especially projects done on a friday before the close of day. nobody works and nobody gets hurt.

Wally needed several copper fittings for his bathroom remodel, so took some out of the maintenance room at work through the blue collar tax program.

by the everyday milkman February 4, 2022

Mark Bunn tax

When a goal is scored past Mark Bunn and a defence costing of Jose Angel Crespo, the goal must be taken away

Ohh what a goal they lead 1-0, oh never mind the goal mustn't count because Bunn is in net, so Mark Bunn tax means the score is still 0-0

by KS73578 February 1, 2021

norwegian tax return

The act of sucking freshly-spent semen out of a vagina and then spitting it back into the semen deliverers mouth.

Clara clearly made Rods fantasy come true as she lovingly delievered a Norwegian Tax Return into his mouth.

by The_Iron_Platypus July 8, 2011

10 pound tax

the weight gained after moving to England from a healthier, southern hemisphere country

he paid the 10 pound tax with interest

by AJE2 November 7, 2009