by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020
An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).
This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.
by Raws Dye January 3, 2021
by uhhhhsil November 3, 2023
When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.
Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.
by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 12, 2020
A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.
Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?
Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"
Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"
Martin:"Fantastic!"
Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"
Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"
Martin:"Fantastic!"
by blake moseley June 6, 2007
by Trickus Dickus September 1, 2015