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dumb cookie

A person who surpasses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the title of a cookie.
Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-

(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018
mugGet the dumb cookiemug.

berners cookies

A weed,marijuana or bud strian made by a famous rapper
have you smoked berners cookies yet ,it got me high as fuck
by High times April 19, 2017
mugGet the berners cookiesmug.

cookie shart

a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.
I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.
by raidernurse June 6, 2017
mugGet the cookie shartmug.

Tuff cookies

A slang word used by kids in 2018,that sounds childish
Girl I my hair messed up.., oh tuff cookies
by Thekidwhoknowall October 3, 2018
mugGet the Tuff cookiesmug.

Cookie Quiet

When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.

Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.
Marvin was so stoned on weed cookies last night he was cookie quiet.
by DeanPhilip January 17, 2011
mugGet the Cookie Quietmug.

cookie overdose

The act of consuming a large quantity of cookies, such as Oreos, in disregard to serving sizes. Usually results in stomach pain and extreme joy or happiness.
Jamie went to a party over the summer, and saw some rad cookies. The whole ride home, she regretted the cookie overdose.
by Mrug July 19, 2015
mugGet the cookie overdosemug.

Case Cookie

A basic fuckboi that drops in on women's DM's here and there just to stay on the bench. Tends to take multiple gym selfies so that people know he works out. Similar to a dudebro and uses phrases words such as shred and bless up. It's common for a Case Cookie to have Justin Bieber hair and wear sun glasses in daylight.
As they're everywhere, a Case Cookie is somewhat easy to sight. The only way to know for sure is to talk to/observe one. Case Cookie's can be heard saying there's not enough alcohol present to get them drunk. When there is enough they often use the excuse that a certain type of alcohol affects them in unforeseeable ways, while purposefully being vague. This is just a way to maintain their fratboi rep.
Case Cookie uploads picture of a healthy meal on social media: Bless up

Cake Cookie: Bro, there's not enough alcohol here to get me turnt.
Person 1: You're in luck bud, I've just picked up a couple bottles of vodka.
Cake Cookie: Oh no, me drinking vodka is a badd idea. This one time at a party...
by Maddawg120 May 24, 2018
mugGet the Case Cookiemug.

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