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pronounced mushroom head (PMH)

A pronounced mushroom head (PMH) is identified by a glans (or penis head) that is characterized by a distinct mushroom shape with a circumference that is significantly larger than the penis shaft. PMH is thought to bring greater pleasure during intercourse to females because of the friction created by the mushroom-shaped head (in contrast to the pencil dick) on the clitoris.
What did his penis look like? It was beautiful, he had a very pronounced mushroom head (PMH).
by eeyore777 December 7, 2010
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Cream of Mushroom Soup

Man Juice; jizz cum The shit that comes out of you dick dude.
"Have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of Cream of Mushroom Soup Yet"
by Zein July 1, 2006
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inside out mushroom dalmation

When a man blows his load in spots on something dark colored (most likely clothing) so that when it dries, you have an inside out dalmation.

(must be high on 'shrooms!!)
Veronica: Yesterday my boyfriend was high on shrooms and made my panties inside out mushroom dalmations! And he was soo high that he thought that puppies were coming out of my twat!!!
by JALMENY March 4, 2007
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When you drop a Cleveland Steamer on your significant other's chest, and she wakes up in the middle of the night, sees it, and vomits on it.
"Oh my God, dude, I Cleveland Steamered my woman last night, and she suddenly woke up, and made some Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce. Fucked up, man, seriously."
by Rabbit Man Bear April 25, 2009
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Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!
by robert1120 December 17, 2008
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Mushroom Swarming Hoe Bag

A girl who acts like she is all that, always complains about how she looks, and must show off to all guys! She is normally known as easy to put out. To get to this girls heart you must comment on how she looks and agree to how she acts with flirting with every guy she finds. She tends to cheat in relationships.
Billy: "Jake your not going to get Cindy. The mushroom swarming hoe bag is too high maintenance."
by ScarletPrincess May 15, 2010
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