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muddy stump 

verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.

noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out
Jon's fast asleep...I'm going to muddy stump him.
I gave Jon a muddy stump.
muddy stump by davekriz January 19, 2008

muddy crutch 

when you get a dirty dick after anal sex
"aww man i got a muddy crutch last night dude"
"aww sick man, what happend"
"i gave her some alabama grills, with some ice"
muddy crutch by jonny puzzle December 16, 2008

Muddy Slipslide 

The act of performing anal sex, when the girl is getting mud butt. and you continue to have anal sex.
OH MY GOD WHATS THAT SMELL!!!

Me and my girlfriend did the muddy slipslide

muddy maytag 

when you take a poop in someones washer machine!
hey brian, this host of this party(mitch) is a douchebag!!!meet me out in the car, i'm gonna muddy maytag this bitch!!!!!!
muddy maytag by Retunda April 20, 2010

Mundinanity

The act of posting inane status updates, tweets, etc. to liven up an otherwise mundane existence.
1) " So happy about tomorrow!"
* This mundinanity forces readers to inquire to poster, giving poster a positive reinforcement to do it again.
2) " Having chicken and biscuits! Yum!"
* Obvious mundinanity, the most exciting thing in your life is chicken and biscuits?!?
Mundinanity by her_nabr December 13, 2010

MuddyOnion 

A very funny youtube channel created by two super awsome dudes. The videos include zombies, guitar riffs, and alley ways.
"I'm sad, I need to laugh"
"Hey you should watch a MuddyOnion video!"
"OMG I watched one and I LOLED!"
MuddyOnion by meowbromeow September 15, 2012