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Toilet Muncher

Someone who eats food in the toilets at school or in a public setting. Normally earring in a cubicle, next to a used toilet.
Emily: you see that girl, she's such a toilet muncher.
Ellie: Really? Thats gross
by Bitchplease1212 April 18, 2019
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carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.
Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.
by Under12 March 12, 2017
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turkey muncher

The act of licking the vagina of an obese woman. Often accompanied with the phrase “gobble, gobble”.
That man Geoff is a right turkey muncher.
by HalfPasty June 21, 2018
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Hummus Muncher

A wildly enthusiastic connoisseur of the female undercarriage — the type of person who treats a lady’s buffet like it’s an all-you-can-eat Mediterranean spread and always goes back for seconds. Known for disappearing during parties and returning looking suspiciously satisfied and slightly shiny.
Jake vanished with that girl for 20 minutes and came back looking like he just won a chickpea-eating contest. Certified hummus muncher.
by Fudge Cluggins November 3, 2025
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panda muncher

by Amazing Thing 1 and 2 September 27, 2013
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Cunt Muncher

Your a real cunt muncher ya know that!!
by DeffKitten MamaCat November 30, 2019
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Concrete muncher

Typically a derogatory name for an obese, middle eastern person who looks like they eat concrete based on their appearance and teeth
“This yute looks like a concrete muncher, ahlie?” Or, “look at the chompers on boss man, lookin’ like a concrete muncher.”
by Concrete muncher March 15, 2022
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