jesus muncher

Anybody who is part of a religion that has jesus as the son of god and is so devoted to where it sickens those around them
Bro im tring to hookup with that cute redhead

Dude dont bother she talks bout jesus and god too damn much she s a total jesus muncher
by MJP2100 December 27, 2013
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flag-muncher

Someone willing and/or eager to give an illicit blowjob to a Conservative Republican, particularly one who is elected public official.
“He really prefers to bang closeted-Conservative guys; you know, he’s a real flag-muncher.”
by Laz3rRRabb1t October 10, 2022
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Bloody Cunt Muncher

Someone who frequently eat a lot of period blood off the female flower. I short a version of this would be a real man.
Man 1: Your a bloody cunt muncher
Man 2: Because I’m a real man and I did t with your mum last night nigga
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Cunt muncher

A person who eats cunts, is mean, and thinks he/she is better than everyone. You could also use this by calling someone it who has recently made you mad.
Wow parker, you're such a cunt muncher.
by Girllllly November 29, 2017
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drywall muncher

Similar to mouth breather, someone who is dumb, uneducated, ignorant, annoying or crazy
That 15-year-old boy is a damn drywall muncher

She looks like she gon start munching on dry wall
by Thecrunch December 03, 2023
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Thirsty Muncher

A term commonly used to describe being parched while eating. Also a word that is used out of anger when someone does not know what to say.
After eating this dry food, I am a thirsty muncher.
Christian called his friends thirsty munchers out of anger while playing Fortnite.
by SCG.Chriz July 28, 2018
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