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the old bloody mouse trick 

a good gag to pull on an unsuspecting gullable person who you are close with
i.e. lay in bed and pull a used tampon from the crotch hole and hold it in ur hand by the string and yell "ahhhhh, i found a mouse, a dead fuckin mouse" and watch the other person scream in horror until he/she realizes what it really is..then they uuuke
"Hey, Janifer...look...i found a dead mouse"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW"
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Mickey Mouse ring 

A Mickey Mouse ring is a used term by Lebron haters, which they use to claim that the Lakers 2020 NBA Championship was too easy for them and they didn’t have any competition. There are also excuses that the Lakers won because of the suspension of the NBA for 4 months then resuming to the Bubble.
LeBron and Lakers Mickey Mouse ring doesn’t count”.

Mingus Mouse 

The name of a mouse from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums.
Mingus Mouse - Hi, I'm Mingus Mouse, and I need to do my taxes, Be back in a second!
Mingus Mouse by Atticus Scout March 30, 2009

Fukke Mouse 

A man who frequently beats women, gets mad when things cost money and looks good with Mickey's ears behind a drum kit.
That drummer looks like Fukke Mouse.......
Fukke Mouse by Statler71 December 9, 2010

PreEmptive Mouse 

When you know somebody is about to say 'Mouse!' to you, and so you say it first and undercut them.
"Hey, James..."
"Mouse!"
Damn! Preemptive Mouse!

Snow Mouse 

1. A young woman addicted to cocaine.

2. A woman with a "daddy fetish" who doesn't want to work, but gets taken care of by a man with money.

(Other related terms: sugar baby, snow princess, little mouse, kitten)
Jay sure spends a lot of money on that snow mouse of his; I wonder if he has any left for his side chick.
Snow Mouse by Sasuke9 June 14, 2017

computer mouse 

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.
Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"
computer mouse by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017