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This term is used to express a date that doesnt exist. Or an event that simply isnt going to happen.
X: I cant wait to get married on Monday the 16th 2024 November!
Y: But dude, Monday the 16th doesnt exist.
X: Thats the point. November 2024 Monday the 16th doesnt exist!
by The Rakani Defenitions February 24, 2025
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Margot Monday

Turning that Monday frown upside down by sharing pics and gifs of the goddess Margot Robbie on social media.
“Yo, did you see that Margot Monday tweet?? Daaamn son, she is hot!!”
by Starfire Lounge September 27, 2021
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a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is
by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017
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Monday

Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.
Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!

Other friend: Why?

Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!
by Tamara1268 October 30, 2021
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monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.
"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."
by JRadimus November 16, 2016
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sizzling monday

the sizzling sound you make when monday comes.
oh? it's monday again.. imagine you saying it so slow it sizzle
*sizzling monday*
by farisss January 13, 2022
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French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman
“It feels like a French Monday too”
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