fat horny nigga muslim midget

a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.

who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget

by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023

International midget day

On the 3rd day of April we all appriciate our friends “short comings” wish a midget happy midget day on April 3 rd

Happy international midget day shorty.

by Midget hater. April 03, 2023

Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person

Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck

by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

Midget Theory

The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.

John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?

by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021

midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks

She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!

by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 13, 2024

Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys around or below 5 feet tall.

The Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets all have at least a 6 pack abs, some of them have a 12 pack, and they out acrobat every other band/group at every show. It's kind of evil how they won more awards than just about every other group, it's kind of like part of hell broke loose. These things make Prince look like a giant, and yet nobody has seen a show quite like it before. The only thing more evil than this was the midget gangs/midget mobs.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys at or below 5 feet tall.

Nobody went to the circus if the Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets were in town on the same nights.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021