If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.
by Ayko < 3 August 9, 2022
Get the May 5mug. Rail your best friend and her homie cause it’s 3 sum day. Y’all gonna have a wild ride cause it’s May 24
by sovietaxolotl May 22, 2021
Get the May 24mug. A sudden gain of weight appearing after the first few months of the academic year; especially in catered university residences (southern hemisphere)
by Geraldiney June 11, 2006
Get the may bombmug. A day made in honor of May, though this day can fall on any day of the year it is to honor, admire, appreciate, and celebrate May. This day usually falls on everyday of the year for Tlyer, as he always honors, admires, appreciates and celebrates May.
(Has absolutely nothing to do with the month of the same name.)
(Has absolutely nothing to do with the month of the same name.)
SURPRISE MAY!! IT IS MAY DAY!! TIME TO APPRECIATE, HONOR, AND ADMIRE YOU MAY!! CAUSE IT'S MAY DAY!! IT IS MAY DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY!!
by TLYER IS ME November 6, 2020
Get the May Daymug. The greatest BFF anyone could have and also a bit innocently dumb. She's got a beautiful singing voice and will always back you up loadsss
by I'm dying September 28, 2021
Get the Lila Maymug. fuck your boyfriend day :D
mum-‘ what you doin today?’
me-‘mum its 13th of may, im goin to my boyfriends house.’
mum-‘okay, use protection!’
me-‘mum its 13th of may, im goin to my boyfriends house.’
mum-‘okay, use protection!’
by l0v3.ly7n January 2, 2022
Get the 13th of maymug. by MiraculourLanaAdrianette April 28, 2021
Get the May 2mug.