May 2

The day of the wizarding war two ofc

Harry potter VS voldemort

Raise your wands for all the lives lost on May 2nd

by MiraculourLanaAdrianette April 28, 2021

May 1st

Get head from your a friend

On May 1st I am getting head from my friend!

by Chris ledger March 28, 2021

Lila May

The greatest BFF anyone could have and also a bit innocently dumb. She's got a beautiful singing voice and will always back you up loadsss

Lila May? Oh she's amazing.

by I'm dying September 28, 2021

May 25

If you are born on may 25 you are very swag and sexy, I have 2 friends that are born on may 25 and they are both really swaggy and attractive. Oh and also Mike Myers is born on this day and he is the voice/normal actor for many famous characters like Shrek, The Cat in the Hat, Austin Power, Etc.

hehe you know i am pretty swaggy because my birthday is May 25

by Jimathy MacDemetris May 18, 2021

May 10

Meizuo's birthday.

OH it is May 10, Happy birthday Meizuo.

by InterestedGuy May 26, 2021

May 5

If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.

"omg my crush is so fucking hot"
"prob born on may 5"
"how tf you know that"

by Ayko < 3 August 9, 2022

May 2nd

National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.

Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!

by cloooondikee April 30, 2019