mars

the most coolest smartest strongest hottest guy you will have ever met

being a mars means that you are everything listened above

look at them being a total mars.

by numberoneweexerfan November 8, 2021

Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.

by zimzalabimboob November 22, 2021

Mar

mar is really nice, and is known for also being rude asf. be careful which mars’ you are friends with.

“mar is so nice”
“thats a lie ong.”

by pee girl February 13, 2021

Mar-A-Lockup

House arrest for the wealthy and well connected.

Yeah, time in Mar-A-Lockup might keep him out of jail, but once he's tried and convicted there's a nice gray cell waiting for his traitorous ass.

by dissedurban March 24, 2023

mars bar

a mars bar is when a man puts his cock into a girls vagina and when he pulls it out its covered in shit and cum. most people also like to lick this for extra pleasure!

dude i have a mars bar right now from this hairy fat chick...

by mrbigmarsbar October 26, 2025

Mars 28

This day is for people that are born in Mars 28. They’re super sexy. Brown/golden hair all shimmering, golden brown eyes with little bit of a green. They’re so seductive and sex talks so much that they end up somewhere wrong. They have ex issues sadly and will probably be stuck on them forever. When they talk they sound very dumb but when it gets serious they’re actually smarter than all of you. They can get everything they want except girls/boys. They’re uniq people. They’re like a red person, honest and forward. Can’t forget that they are funny as hell and can’t be serious. If you’re born on this day you’re special. xo xo

“Oh my god who’s this everyone is talking about?”

“It’s mars 28, it’s her birthday! she’s the hottest one i’ve ever seen. Only aries people”

by lilalien October 25, 2019

Mars Headass

Mars Headass

A nigga named Mars that let fat niggas rub they titties on his head.

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Wit yo ol Mars Headass, thats why yo neck built like food poisoning.

by PassDaBoof July 4, 2019