Market basket

A Massachusetts Chain food store that doesn’t like advertising, and offers shitty quality products because you get what you pay for. Their chicken smells and tastes rancid, veggies don’t last long, and I’m surprised I didn’t get food poisoning from their seafood. The store is predominantly low income, blue collar, and suburban living humans. Nothing in that store is gourmet and it smells. Their meats are packaged instead of the butcher case. The vibe is shitty and I now understand why nobody in Boston food shops there. They have no city vibe whatsoever. It’s a sad and ghetto store.

One time my older brother asked if I wanted a ride to the grocery store. I said sure. Then he asked which Market basket I wanted to go to, and I looked at him crazy and said I’m too good to shop there. I go to Whole Foods, there meat is very gourmet and they care about you. He tried to talk me into shopping at a nasty store, and that everything there is all the same. I laughed and said No thanks. It’s my money. He still took me to wherever I wanted to go to.

by Bawston69 July 2, 2020

Pirate Marketing

A term describing the so-called "marketing strategy" of spammers who "advertise" or plug) their products and services by using people’s email addresses to send out bulk mail messages to all the contacts they've hijacked, pretending the email was written by the person who's identity they have hacked into.

This is done to suggest a person has tried and tested the product and to spread bogus word of mouth virally. This is entirely fraudulent and can potentially hurt a person’s reputation, but thankfully this method is used by individuals and groups who are just as stupid as the people they are trying to scam (i.e. catering to the lowest denominator). For this reason, the spam message itself is usually as easy to detect as the cheap knockoffs (or stolen goods) they are trying to unload on unsuspecting victims.

Here is a prime example of pirate marketing allegedly sent from a friend:

beginning of spam message, i.e. pirate marketing/

From: V. (name and email address of my friend)
Subject: Re:
Date: April 18, 2010 12:41:30 AM EDT

hey,
how are you ?
Just received my iphone 3gs 32gb from this website. www (dot) acmespammers (dot) much cheaper than others and genuine . if you would like to get one,you can check it out.
cheers
V. (name of my friend)

________________________________

Messenging on your phone = MI on the road. Try it now!

/end of spam message, i.e. pirate marketing.

by Smiler69 April 20, 2010

african fish market

a common misconception of the words "Abercrombie & Fitch model" when you or your phone partner has a shitty phone service *cough* AT&T *cough cough*. usually the same reason to blame disconnects in MMO games.

Brian: hey dev, did u see that new Abercrombie & Fitch models application in the mail for u?
Devan: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck?!?!?
Brian: uhmmm, what's so funny. u know u applied right?
Devan: wait, did u just say African fish market?
Brian: *enunciating* ABERCROMBIE & FITCH MODEL
Devan: oh, well.... FUCKING AT&T?!?!?
Brian: o son of a bitch i know right, i was playing WoW tonight and we were raiding KZ when i got effin' DC'd mid-aran gawd...
Devan: ... y do i even bother *click*
Brian: hullo? ... hullo?... *wrist*

by out like a sukkah' March 4, 2009

Markers

Used for many different purposes and children shouldn't use them. Also they can be refereed to as guys.

Dude those markers tho

by hunaeus January 17, 2017

tragic marker

Taking a piece of shit and writing with it. Tragic, because it's a damn shame if someone else has to clean up your poop.

Wanting to not be forgotten, he wrote "Here sat Al. Here shat Al." on the bathroom stall with a tragic marker.

by Edward James Almost October 17, 2007

off the meat market

to be bangin,awesome,great

damn that weed was off the meat market!

by memz August 3, 2007

Irish Waterfall (Irish fish market, Luck of the Irish, Drunken Irishman)

It's when a guy takes a full beer (preferably Guinness) and empties it in a womans vagina during intercourse. The man then proceeds to drink the alcohol from the opening as it flows out in similarity to a waterfall.

An Irishman is having sex with a lady, and decides to pour his beer right down her vagina in order for him to go drink, and lick it out while pleasuring his companion. This is then called an Irish Waterfall (Irish fish market, Luck of the Irish, Drunken Irishman).

by GregoryLarkinRonan March 18, 2010