March 12th

When the sexiest humans were brought into this earth

“Bro shes so sexy man”
“I know her birthday is March 12th”

by Browne.sawse69 November 12, 2019

16th March

National Grab Your Girlfriend's ass day.
Go Ahead and Grab Your Girlfriend's ass. Don't disappoint her.

Dude 1: Hey, guess what day it is!
Dude 2: idk it's the 16th Marchwhat day is it?
Dude 1: Grab Your Girlfriend's Ass Day!
Dude 2: I dont have a girlfriend ;-;

by ItzDani March 15, 2020

March 18

You have to give your girlfriend hugs and KISSES!!!

March 18 is when u kiss and hug your girlfriend

by .yourmum March 17, 2021

March 26th

March 26th is that day of the year in which the most beautiful girls are born. Gorgeous, funny and kind, March 26th girls are one of the best out there, and they usually are admired for their amazing personalities, as well as because of their beautiful hair.

- That new girl at my class is so amazing in every way... I barely know about her but I might have a crush on her already.
- OMG, I know, right? I've heard she was born in March 26th. Makes sense to me!

by wabadoombad00 October 16, 2019

march 28th

fuck off.

some fuck: “hey dude it’s march 28th!”
me: “fuck off.”

by jrkwicienrbeusuvhshhwh October 16, 2019

March 30

If someone is born on this day, they had or will love Math at least once in their life. You shouldn't mess with them, or anyone they know is going to kill you.

They aren't overall that dangerous, but they may know a lot of dangerous people.
People also born on March 30 are sometimes very caring but can turn into a hypocritical bitch.

March 30 is also pretty gay

by astrologicalwolf February 4, 2020

No Masturbate March

A month which you can not masturbate, similar to No Nut November

Alan: Y'all ima go home to Masturbate
John: U can't do that it's No Masturbate March
Don't be like alan
Buy a calender

by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019