Muscle Dick

When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.

That gym bro is a total muscle dick

by coolincatt April 19, 2024

Don't strain any muscles

The response to someone who came up with an idea that requires very little thought.

"I just got this wicked idea to mix vodka with coke! I call it... the vodka-coke!"
"Wow bro, don't strain any muscles"

by Dave-Landon October 6, 2016

3rd Muscle

The supernatural ability that some women’s pussies have to grip a dick during a vigorous banging session. It will usually result in immediate jizzing for all but the most experienced men.

Pat: Was that broad you brought home last night worth another run?

Lee: She was like a unicorn using her magical superpowers of the 3rd muscle to grip my dick I lost it and filled her full.

by Bluto726 March 19, 2022

muscle joe

A man with lots of muscle. typically named Joe but for any man that's shorter then 5'9, usually a tool/dick head on a scale of 1-10 he's a 5 but his muscles bring him up to a low 8. Damn muscle Joe.

Did you see that ripped short guy? What a muscle Joe

by Jazzy77456 June 15, 2016

Muscle Fox

'Half man, half fox'. A breed of man fox that walks on its hind legs and often enjoys dancing. The term is often used as a positive adjective for pretty smexy men. The phrase was discovered early on in the year 2007, in the village of egham at the ever popular Strodes college.

"Jeez Ollie, your such a muscle fox!" said Charlotte.

by Dr. Whybra March 8, 2007