Minecraft Creeper

A Creature on minecraft that looks like a green penis but has 4 legs and when comes close to you says sssssssssssssssssss then he explodes with a BOOM! thats a typical encounter

Stephen: HOLY SHIT A MINECRAFT CREEPER! RUN
Creeper: ssssssssssss..... BOOM
Stephen: OUCH

by TheSecondSam June 30, 2011

Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome

Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome (aka MWS) occurs when a Minecraft player (see Minecrafter) dies in a cave via zombie invasion, spider attack, skeleton sniping, or even creeper terrorism and loses all of his ores/tools/weapons/armor/materials and respawns above ground, forcing him to go back into the maze of a cave system. If said Minecrafter dies a second time, then a third, before finding his items, a feeling of hopelessness comes into the mind. The Minecrafter then withdraws away from the game (something very difficult to do) for 1 hour to two months, depending on the items in the Minecrafter's inventory.

Tom: "Hey Dan, why are you looking so down? Got Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome?"
Dan: "I just lost my diamond armor in Minecraft."
Tom: "Dude, that's harsh. How long have you been off?"
Dan: "Three years."

by Cosbino April 19, 2013

Minecraft Hardcore

Minecraft hardcore is a Minecraft difficulty that a lot of streamers play even though they are very new to minecraft, resulting into 10 IQ moments compilations on YouTube.

Dude: Hey bro you should check this streamer out. He plays Minecraft Hardcore!
Other dude: Didn't he just start playing minecraft?

by local mad man November 6, 2020

minecraft girlfriend

one who has a significant other (such as a girlfriend) on the popular video game Minecraft.

"I hear Austin has a girlfriend"
"yeah, but it's a minecraft girlfriend"

by dickjugglingthundercunt December 14, 2017

minecraft anal

When your Minecraft experience get a little too sexy; so you insert your dick into the USB port.

Mom I think my dicks stuck again, I was having Minecraft analing.

by Kang142 May 29, 2018

Minecraft parody

The most fire shit you've ever heard made for 8-year-olds, but enjoyed by all, most of the time. There are some cringe but a lot are still really good.

Person 1: Dude I'm bored af
Person 2: Idk man, yell something?
Person 1: K, CREEPER?
Guy across the street: AWW MAN!
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: Revenge, it's a Minecraft Parody

by VeryEpicGamer696969 September 1, 2019

Minecraft Noob

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:

-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal

And many more

Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:

Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!

*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.

by cinnabellex3 April 24, 2012