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long island 

One of the most misunderstood areas of our nation. Settled in 1638, the island consists of 4 counties, Kings (Brooklyn), Queens, Nassau, and Suffolk. Brooklyn and Queens are Boroughs of New York City and are therefore not generally considered part of Long Island.
If you are "dissing" Long Island and you are from Long Island, you are most likely from Nassau County, a stale, bizarre, and overdeveloped area full of strip malls and busy highways. It is the quintessential Long Island stereotype and unfortunately gives the rest of Long Island a bad name. If youre "dissing" Long Island and are not from Long Island, youre probably a young person from the midwest now living a hip lifestyle in New York City. You have never really been to Long Island, except maybe a friends parents home in Nassau County.
Most of Suffolk County is still very rural and has maintained much of its historical character and charm, though the integrity of these self-sustaining villages are constantly threatened by the encroaching Nassau County. Suffolk County is more like an area of New England as far as its towns and villages go. It is a very relaxing area and home to a plethora of outdoor opportunities and is a place full of culture and historical value for those who seek it.
It's very easy to write off Long Island as a suburban wasteland, and as a matter of fact...keep doing it because its getting too crowded for the people who love it here. :)
Nassau County gives the rest of Long Island a bad name.
long island by T. Bell July 30, 2008
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Long Dickin' 

To actively seek out a partner or partners for a sexual liason, typically in a social setting such as a party, bar, or nightclub. Generally, long-dickin' refers to a male actively seeking out a female for sexual activity.
Dexter wanted to get laid, so he went out to the bar to do a little long dickin'.

long hair don't care 

Commonly used in tweets by girls as a way to draw attention to their precious locks that they obsessively grow.
"omg, just woke up late for class and I look a mess. Oh well, long hair don't care! #longhairprobs (insert selfie here)"
long hair don't care by keb May 23, 2013
Another name for Ameica's Global War on Terrorism (GWOT). Includes both operations in Afganistan 2002 to present,(Operation Enduring Freedom or OEF), Iraq 2003 to present,(Operation Iraqi Freedom or OIF), the Horn of Africa (HoA), and the Phillipines, in addition to other locations. Originally coined by senior officers in the Pentagon in reference to the projected long term nature of the conflict.
John : He served in the Long War.

Tom : Where?

John : In OIF.
Long War by jack7 April 28, 2007

Long Horses Mare

It's a horse's skanky wife with braids in her hair.
"Did they over there, have braids in their hair?
Those girls over there! The ones without a care!
The one girl won't share, but they two are a pair.

And their long horses mare."

Long Dong Ranger 

A stripper, very young, and extremely crazy. He likes being in cakes, giant brownies, and any other desert. He wears speedos and loves pop music, such as Lady GaGa, which makes great background music while he dances. He's an all around amazing guy.
I had the Long Dong Ranger at my birthday party, a good time was had by all.
Long Dong Ranger by Katie-Kins Bear December 21, 2010

Long Way Threeway 

When one member of a long distance relationship has sex with another person and Skypes their significant other.
Pam is dating Betty, who lives in another state, and was horny so he decided to have a long way threeway while ramming a Slampiece.
Long Way Threeway by P.A.N.B. February 26, 2013