Serving Lobster

1. To hype or excite someone, either intentionally or unintentionally, only to disappoint or let them down afterward.

2. To deliver bad news, often wrapped in an initially positive or luxurious gesture, such as gift-giving or celebratory actions.

3. (Military slang) A tactic used to prepare soldiers for bad news, where "lobster" (or another symbol of indulgence) is served beforehand to signal that unpleasant news is forthcoming.

"The whole team was excited about the promotion, but when they called us into the office, I felt like they were serving lobster—we knew something bad was coming."

"The general served us lobster before delivering the news of the deployment extension; it was a classic case of serving lobster."

by Cat Frankenstein November 29, 2025

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Texas Lobster Hold

The Texas Lobster hold is when a male and female during intercourse make the shape of a lobster, Male on her back with both arms under her whilst the female holds her arms out bent 90° like lobster claws.

I accidentally did the Texas Lobster Hold last night with my grandfather

by anonymous December 4, 2025

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Iraq lobster

Rock Lobster but Iraq

"You rock lobster!
Iraq Lobster!"

by Hedroix January 22, 2025

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Lobstering

When you have sexual intercourse in the hot tub and jacuzzi.

"I caught those two lobstering last night and they got water all over your patio"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

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Spicy Lobster

Where the partner performs a hand-job on a penis using chilli sauce as a lubricant, especially while keeping their hands in a pincer claw shape for maximum authenticity.

"Tony, whatsup bro, you seem to be walking funny?"

"Tarin gave me a Spicy Lobster, last night, hurts like hell now, but totally worth it!"

*High Fives all around*

by Lord Cravensworth March 19, 2025

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