jack-o-lantern

When u smoke a blumpkin wile smoking a blunt

Dude1: i got the nicest blumpkin yesterday.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.

by dontasky23 October 22, 2012

jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013

Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.

"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

A small loan

1 million dollars

Just a small loan of a million dollars

by BreezeGG September 12, 2017

teabag o’ lantern

The act of placing forcefully dropping one’s testicles on a jack o’ lantern on the night of All Hallow’s Eve.

Bill teabag o’ lanterns my front porch pumpkins every Halloween.

by UFOMG333 January 2, 2018

jack-o-lantern teeth

Teeth so jacked up, they look like a Jack-o-lantern's teeth.

I was gonna holla at her, until I saw her Jack-o-lantern teeth.

by SwtDreams September 15, 2019

Oh my lanta moment.

An Oh my lanta moment happens when some one of the age of 20+ punches a toddler and below.

Oh my gosh Greg why did you punch that newborn this is a real Oh my lanta moment.

by Aagag December 11, 2019