JIt-lag

When your significant other takes a trip without you and she catches the red eye back to you. You fill her up with jizz and she’s too tired to complain about.

I called my girlfriend in San Francisco and I told her when she gets back to New York she will have some jit-lag.

by Coolsaint3 February 22, 2020

Slang lagged

When someone's slang is 5 years behind and if they encounter modern slang they will proceed to misuse it and as often as possible. Usually found in sheltered/homeschooled kids, but not always.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Kevin? He was flossing and get this, he thought he was being cool!"
Person 2: "Rip bozo so slang lagged"

by BanHydrogenDioxide August 25, 2022

Con Lag

When a Connection Interrupted message appears in any Call Of Duty game.

"Ah man i'm getting con lag"

by Decas March 17, 2008

droid lag

when someone sends you a facebook chat message because your droid shows you online but you dont notice it till hours later

when did i get this facebook chat message?, oh its from 4 hours ago man i hate this droid lag now there off line

by road rager runner April 09, 2011

Mr. I Lagged

That one dumbass who always says he lagged.

Mr. IL: wow I’ve lagged
A: Okay Mr. I lagged

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz May 23, 2023

Lit lag

When the group chat is so lit that it lags.

Bro, there was so much lit lag in the group chat.

by Sauren Chaplin June 25, 2016

Its Lag I swear

"Its Lag I swear" is a term commonly used by hackers in attempt to trick others into thinking they're lagging.

"I'm not hacking, Its Lag I swear. I have bazillion ping"

by Another guy idk September 28, 2022