Junkie's law

The law that dictates that if someone is high, they will tell you about it. It doesn't matter how little it relates to the topic of conversation, they will inevitably let you know they are high.

"I was playing online and while we were trying to win, some guy just kept talking about how high he was."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."

by jgjlaw August 12, 2025

Party junkie

When you're a huge party addict.

Miku, bring on the show.

Mom: y'know what's worse than drunks?
Kid: no, what?
Mom: party junkies, don't do what they did.

Kid: I'm gonna do it!
Mom: of course you are...

by Aitetsu December 30, 2018

junky joejoe

Chris is a fucking junky joejoe, one who sells drugs in the homes of others and steals their very souls with his nonsensical rants of how good his shit is

Chris who is your daddy and what does he do?
MY daddy name JohnJoe and he collects social welfare
Man your such a "Junky Joejoe"

by little dark one December 17, 2013

junky salad

Its when a girl or a guy is gettin their salad tossed and their junk played with at the same time....

Man ive had my salad tossed before but last night suzie gave me a junky salad and it was awesome!!!

by wwwsable July 6, 2011

junkie bunkie

A roommate at rehab

My junkie bunkie and I dipped out of rehab and got loaded!

by JMat1 August 12, 2017

Jibber Jabber Junkie

Slang term for "sheep" during the C19 pandemic ;
Also referring to irrational individuals that refuse to do any research before injecting an unknown substance into their bodies.

"Hard core addicts ain't got nothing on the those Jibber Jabber Junkies"
Wearing mask all alone "this is like my 8th booster"
"Those who got the jib jab might as well be junkie's"

by Common_Sense_wins19 April 9, 2024

Junky

It means you have a large penis

Woah that guy Jules is Junky! You could say he’s Junky Jules!

by Benzy February 7, 2020