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bex juice

An alcoholic beverage containing beer, lemonade, mango margarita mix, blue raspberry vodka, and sometimes water/ice. It was invented at Project Bex.
Woah, I think I drank too much bex juice last night!
by Bex8522 May 7, 2017
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Javion Juice

Javion Juice is the most delicious, scrumptious drink to ever exist. Only created by boys, Javion Juice is the first juice to ever exist. Without Javion Juice, nobody would live.
Mmmm, I could drink that tasty, sticky Javion juice all day long.

Oh yeah, put that Javion Juice in me daddy.
by cumonmyearsdaddy February 20, 2020
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Secret Juice

Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.

As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.

The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.
by NickyHans August 30, 2022
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dumbfuck juice

A term coined by Twitter in 2018 and later adopted by stan twitter and egirl culture. It’s used as an explanation for some dumb shit a homie might’ve done. A variation on dumb bitch juice.
“Damn, Osvaldo really messed up on November 11th
“He literally drank dumbfuck juice”
by issu3s October 23, 2019
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bunghole juice

The brown nasty smelling juice that squirts out of a persons bunghole.
When Joe was banging his girlfriend doggy style she sneezed causing bunghole juice to shoot out onto his stomach. This caused him to go limp and then throw up.
by jimmybomm January 4, 2021
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$12 juice

Freshly pressed juice a Twitter Engineer buys with a $160,000 salary. Although he is struggling to make ends meet, the $12 juice is a necessity to the engineer's well being.
A: Dude, I can't live in the Bay Area anymore.
B: I know, it's way too expensive here!
C: Yeah! I can't have enough of these $8 bagels and $12 juices though.
by BowTieFrenchFry March 1, 2017
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Juiced Tool

A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.

Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.

Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.

My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
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