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Juan

Juan is usually a stereotypical name for a Hispanic male. If you ever meet a real Juan, just know, they love tacos and hate the bracero program.
Look at him gobble that taco, he must be a Juan!
by HerpesWarrior May 26, 2023
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Juan

He’s a mexican man with thick black hair, brown skin he is kind, Juan is the person to make you smile, he is so funny and full of energy it's wonderful, although he is smart, he doesn't apply himself to school as much as he should. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special.He has soft brown eyes and as a bonus has has a (third leg and can perform wonders with it) He’s just a sweet and thoughtful guy, and good bf materiel with a romantic side to him.
Did you see Juan today
Yeah I did he’s so dreamy
by flrtyndw November 19, 2023
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Juan

Juan seems like a very happy dude but sometimes that's not the case hes low-key depressed as fuck but even though he goes through a lot he tries to make people happy and cheer them up. He also is very loving and obsessive once he falls in love with some one he'll never stop thinking about them and he loves them so much it hurts him physically and mentally he want them and them only. Juan is also very good with words whenever he wants to be good with words. If you ever catch him staring at you just know hes admiring your beauty
Juan-Chubby or Buff Maybe both
by kaykay88883 August 21, 2023
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juan paco

the most stereotypical name to call a mexican or spanish person
Mike: the other day i was drivin down the street and i almost hit a Juan Paco who was trying to sell me oranges

JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california
by Mike_aka_007 December 14, 2008
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Juan

If he doesn’t shave his mustache he’s most likely gay and fucks dudes
Yeah have you heard that dude juan didn’t shave his mustache what a gay lord!
by Surenut September 13, 2021
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Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong
"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017
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Juan

Juan is a four legged big boi who likes balconies.
Joe: "Dude, did you see Juan the other day?"
Mike: "How did he get up there?"
by SoftBoiledPotatoo98 October 15, 2020
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