Hailey's Joy

(noun) The excitement and happiness felt when witnessing or experiencing something rare or possessing a rare trait or item.

John: I found a random crystal on the ground.
Sam: Holy Moly, that crystal has a 1/347287473419338926472 of being found by a person, YOU'VE GOT HAILEY'S JOY!!!

by Boss Omnipan June 27, 2024

joy stroke

to have an stroke caused by an orgasm. this term was used in abbott elementary.

partner one: “fuck that was awesom-, are you.. okay.. oh shit she’s having a joy stroke.”

by sowzers July 16, 2024

cat poop joy stick

i taped a piece of cat shit to an N64 controller and hung it up in an art gallery

I bought a crypto named cat poop joy stick. The ticker is N64. Dev is a fine art genius.

by fine art lover August 7, 2024

JOI/SI

Jerk Off Instruction / Sex Instruction

The Dom gave me specific JOI/SI, it was so demeaning, but I was good boy.

by Hidden Cuck August 10, 2024

Joy

Joy is the overwhelming feeling of happiness one feels.

Zeines smile brings joy to the observer.
The presense of zeine is joyous to everyone around her.

by A~Q April 22, 2025

Joy-Jean

An extremely obese black girl who often eats KFC.

Ew! Look at that Joy-Jean over there

by gg223412 June 12, 2025

Moments of Joy

And stop fucking insinuating that because I manage to find some moments of joy on my miserable life it entirely invalidates the claim that- My neighbor got their car stolen I could hear him yelling about his car being gone, that's crazy- that this isn't pernicious or that it doesn't need to stop.

Hym "And no I'm not saying that we don't need to try to stop rape like seriously guy you fucking jump at every opportunity to take the worse fucking interpretation of everything that I say but it's like a higher order crime than can't be undone like murder or assault. THIS is like a second order crime where we know what was stolen and who it was stolen from and who stole it and that it was done with intent. And as far as the weaponized schizophrenia is concerned, it's not what they are saying it's what they are doing is contingent upon. Someone is clearly telling them to do that. They are feeding eachother information. And yeah the business don't want to have to fire all 7 of the employees doing it but I CAN'T LEAVE. And I shouldn't have to just pretend it isn't happening. And me being able to find moments of joy doesn't somehow negate the fact people are TRYING to immiserate me at work. They wait a week or two before they start doing it. I have symptoms that are getting worse and can't get diagnosed. I mean... Fuck. I don't need sympathy. It wouldn't do anything for me but holy shit."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025