A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 31, 2020
A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him
by Mr yeet August 15, 2019
by Amused Pinguin March 03, 2017
A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.
Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.
by davidrgarber June 15, 2016
A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.
Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.
by davidrgarber June 15, 2016
"Jewish Gnome" A.K.A Mac Miller's alter ego.
Or
A Jew that behaves like a Gnome. Tends gardens, uses rakes and picks...not to mention hoes. Many many garden hoes for this gnome...
Or
A Jew that behaves like a Gnome. Tends gardens, uses rakes and picks...not to mention hoes. Many many garden hoes for this gnome...
"Hey, by the way have you ever been Jewish gnomed??" Is a very common way of using the term "Jewish Gnome"+
by Properbullsh!t😺🚬🚬🍪🌈☮🕖 August 03, 2019
If you are short you are probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome
by dabgodSMT July 24, 2023