Jarely

Jarely is the most amazing person you will meet. They’re kind and sweet and will legit move mountains for you. They tend to not get the love they deserve so make show you show them their much needed appreciation

Jarely: *exists*
Everyone Else: wow 😯

Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT

by You.Already.know.who.it. Is September 4, 2022

Jared

He is a cute, smart, and sporty guy. He will end up breaking your heart by not talking to you anymore. He will just ask your friends for nudes and then when you ask them if they ever sent nudes, they say they have never and then when you look at the messages you want to confront them but you don't. It's like when he stops talking to you, right away your friend runs to him like bitch are you jealous or what like what are you jealous go get your own and leave us alone. Like you get jealous when were together and then it's like you trying to get me jealous by getting with him like go fuck yourself and let me live my own life.

Jared is a cute guy.

by rose_love131897236 August 4, 2019

Jared

Jared has a little dick and is tall and he is very dumb and doesn't know what he is doing with his life

you can use it in a sentence when like you are eating you are jared

by namalada March 7, 2022

jared perkins

awsome and geart at soccer
friend of all

fisher

thats so jared perkins

by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011

Jared

Jared is always the name of a doomsday cult leader. Jared is, contrary to most cult leaders, a snivelling goblin man, who has somehow amassed a large following. He is usually accompanied by 2-3 bodyguards carrying weapons of some kind - in some cases, Jared will needlessly kill one of the bodyguards for some fucking reason.

In terms of appearance, Jareds often lack shirts (though they occasionally wear jackets), and have either scars or tattoos. They are rarely overly muscular, often having pathetic arms.
Fucking Jared.

"It is I, Jared, the exalted leader of the Order of The Sun."
"..."
"Fucking Jared."

by piss boy jr February 19, 2022

Jared

JARED is a sexy guy with a nice ass. Quiet and shy at first but once you get to know him you'll wanna hang onto him for the rest of your life. Jared's are the best boyfriends anyone could ever ask for

"Jared hits so different ""

by Sadknee June 22, 2020

Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022