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Fat Curtain

When your stomach is so fat it hangs over you groin
The last time I saw my penis was in my teens due to my fat curtain
by Cooperhixson February 16, 2021
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curtain twiddler

A nosey neighbor or resident of a house or flat that is always trying to spy through the curtains and see what's going on
Dem fucking curtain twiddlers always calling the police on my ass when I was just trying to make some money to feed my daughter
by Rob_11 April 13, 2016
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Poppin Curtains

P Director only type beat when you do so many shows you get excitement from opening the curtain to step on stage to a huge audience of broads ready to drain you.
P Director: "Fuck dawg, I'm poppin curtains like cherries."
by Bud Swayze June 14, 2023
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cool curtains

when something that was trendy or really cool is ruined by mainstream media exploitation or over used and abused by mainstream society
comic book hero movies used to be fun now they are cool curtains

I saw some tool with a smart phone doing some dumb shit trying to impress chics like in that commercial. fuck it, its cool curtains
by fakefarmfag November 25, 2010
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curtain skirtin

The female equivalent of meatriding.

When someone is obsessed with someone and does everything they can do to get someone to like them.
Why the fuck is Tiffany liking and commenting on all of Stephanie's posts? She just wants to get invited to her fancy party. That bitch is curtain skirtin!
by smoodude June 29, 2024
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sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.
M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"
by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024
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Behind Closed Curtains

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.
They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.
by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009
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