Red Greened

Fixing something with tape. Usually, it referes to someone who fixes everything with tape

She came into his room and noticed he must be a lazy asshole cause everything in his room was Red Greened.

The shitty boyfriend Red Greened her car and booked it to his whore's house.

by Anaise November 12, 2005

Green God

The God of Marijuana.
Used mostly when you lose or drop some bud on the ground in an outdoor area.

Mat: Shit I think i dropped a little nug
Kody: oh dude dont worry just givin back to the green god.

by Janigga April 13, 2008

drilling green

when you consume so much 420 good good CUSH that you end up BONING your best bros!

My homies and I were drilling green until my ex wife came in, then we were drilling pink

by PoorMan’sBBB March 04, 2022

Draymond Greening

The act of posting your cock and balls on a social media site and blaming it on a hacker.

My grandma called and asked why I was Draymond Greening on Facebook.

by Morning Snorkel August 01, 2016

Green Lip

A dark discolouration of the lips, both the Labium superius and the Labium inferius, as a result of smoking a poorly constructed joint or using low quality papers or roach material. By no means occurring frequently, when it does happen it can be notoriously difficult to clean off, and may require the use of a damp flannel or other rough material.

Usually a brown hue, green lip can sometimes be detected by feel (the lips can become slightly sticky) but is invariably pointed out to the sufferer by a smoking buddy. Those smoking alone may only realise they are suffering from green lip when looking in a mirror or meeting another person.

The name does not come from the colour of the residue left on the lips, but from the cause of the colouration - green.

"Mate, you got some shit on your lip."
"Shit man, its this joint, it's given me fuckin' green lip, you better give it a dry or something."

"It was well embarrassing, I had a sneaky joint before the interview to 'G' me up a bit but realised after the interview I had some serious green lip goin' on."

by Seany Blitz December 07, 2009

the green apples

diarrhea; short for "the green apple splatters." Can also be referred to as "the green apps."

Ugh, I had the green apples all night last night.

by catjackson August 26, 2008

green shell

something that is meant to hurt others but usually just fucks over someone innocent. Derived from the popular game Mario Cart

Blake, drop your sack and stop shooting those fucking green shells. You're tripping.

by Billy Bragg April 09, 2006