poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

bellas before fellas

The female version for bros before hoes.

Instagram caption: << bellas before fellas>>

John: hey wanna go on a date tonight?
Stephany: sorry, i go on a pijama party. Bellas before fellas ^_^

by Lorelai lisbon June 9, 2020

Days Before

refers to the “days before rodeo” mixtape by Travis which his fans then added to all his albums

friend: “yo did you listen to days before astroworld?”
me: “wtf thats not even a thing”

by kuurisua December 3, 2023

In The Time Before The Light

Lyrics to "Through The Fire and Flames", by Dragonforce.

On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light

by XxDragonMast3rxX December 18, 2019

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 30, 2025

We got X before GTA VI

This longstanding joke plays on the fact that Rockstar Game's next installment of their GTA video game series has taken over a decade for them to release; with their last GTA game released in 2013.

The joke's been beaten to death and is used on almost every post, but until the game releases, they're not wrong.

Nuclear war breaks out

"Damn we got WW3 before GTA VI"
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"We got X before GTA VI on Urban Dictionary before GTA VI"

by DylTheDiver July 12, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025