hit the piss

similar to being on the piss but more fun if you can hold ur poison. most commonly done after work or on weekedns where you head down to your local and drink till your your best mate looks like elle mcpherson
most dero cunts in sydney can't hold their piss and start riots making the rest of australia look bad when really their just cunts who ruin it for everyone
"Im gunna go hit the piss"
"cool mate, are you man enough the stay all night though?"
"yeah mate not like those dero cunts in cronulla, wankers they are"
by Z* March 18, 2006
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hit off

Another saying for jacking off. Much, much funnier though. It originally comes from playing a game of tips in basketball and scoring 20 and needing to hit off to 21.
Man this chick makes me want to hit off.
Announcer: Johnson to the line, he needs to hit off here.
by Pipe Line February 27, 2008
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Hit or miss

Horrible song with horrible lyrics that annoys that crap outa me
by LesbianWerewolf December 13, 2018
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hit the bid

1. To quickly sell shares of a stock so as to avoid a terrible financial loss.
This is not the same as simply selling stock in a company which can be offered out in the open market at the offering price. When you hit the bid on a stock your selling it a the bid price which is lower than the offering price. Your selling it at the market to the lowest bidder. You don't care because you just want to get the fuck out of the stock before you go to the poor house.
"Remberber that piece of shit bio-tech I bought last month?"

"Yeah!"

"They came out with news stating that their cancer drug actually causes cancer. The fucking stock fell out of bed. I had to hit the bid but I still took a bath."
by Suck it Cuddy13 May 24, 2009
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Hit Kumar

Guarantee Kumar is known as Hit Kumar. Most loved superstar Akshay Kumar is baap of Bollywood. He always give Hit movies.
by Haklatard August 06, 2019
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nose hit

To inhale smoke off a substance (usually Marijuana) through the nose as opposed to the mouth.
After I took a fat freshie off the bowl I pulled in a quick nose hit.
by MustangGT October 07, 2005
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hit and split

Hey jonny are you still seeing that girl?
No, I hit and split.
by noogie December 07, 2004
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