A helmet on an octopus

Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.

Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."

Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"

Iam "What!? What did I do?"

Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"

Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

Derp helmet

A piece of protective head gear that police place on self destructive detainees to prevent self injury.

"Aw jeeze, she's banging her head in the back of my cruiser. We gotta put her in a derp helmet!"

by Wendigo45 November 5, 2025

derp helmet

In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

by B-rizzle February 17, 2025

Diving helmet

The ancestor of modern scuba diving equipment.

The diving helmet would have looked like a combination of a gas mask and a scuba diving mask.

by Sexydimma June 1, 2022

Gutter helmet

A condom

Got to run by the store and grab a box of gutter helmets before I hit that skanks' place.

by surveyor3 December 4, 2013

broken helmet

A decent body, but ugly face.

She has a really hot body, but those burn scars are worse than a broken helmet

by PapaJBranford June 4, 2010

Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014