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hankshusbandcanon by Infochansolos February 28, 2022

Simmons Hacks 

Matt Simmons Hacks

While the aspiring young Cisco student passed the test with ease, the jerk in the corner pulled out Simmons Hacks and failed horribly.

Simmons Hacks by Zach Taylor December 11, 2003

Pube-Hawk 

A mo-hawk that is shaved into your pubes. Sometimes Pube-Hawks can be dyed various color and even gelled to be spiked up

Dude, did you know that the guitarist from Good Charlotte has a Pube-Hawk.

Pube-Hawk by Dbuck014 December 9, 2008

Poney hawk 

Poney-Hawk is derived from a mo-hawk with more of a wideset cut. Different from a Fauxhawk, it is wider with long hair in the middle tapered to the outside.

Poney hawks are easier to maintain when not worn in the mo-hawk fashion, the hair lays down so as not to have the appearance of a mo-hawk yet not quite as douchie as a fauxhawk.

Dude you don't have a mohawk, you have a poney hawk!

Poney hawk by Dakrazy August 20, 2009

Dough-hawk 

A fat guy or a fat kid with a mohawk.

"Hey, check out Tommy's mohawk!"

"Tommy's 300 pounds! That's no mohawk, it's a dough-hawk!"

Dough-hawk by RickGinPA August 26, 2009

Chew hawk 

Someone who circles around for a while waiting for another person to pull out some chewing tobacco or dip. Chew hawks then beg you for a pinch of some chew.

That party last night was full of chew hawks. I just bought a can and its already gone.

Chew hawk by J stof March 20, 2011

Black Hawk Down 

When a group of black males witnesses one of their own drop for any number of reasons. Be it they get knocked out, trip and fall, can't handle their alcohol and tip over, or if they are dancing and their hubris gets the better of them causing them to trip themselves up.

The level and intensity of the call out is based on the circumstances of them falling and how hard they hit the ground.

As Jamal was dancing with his bride at his wedding, he tried to pull off a move he saw in a movie. As he fell he knocked over his bride and mother in law. Before laughing Brian hollered "BLACK HAWK DOWN" to get the parties attention to Jamal's epic fail.

Black Hawk Down by Blackest Dragon January 13, 2015