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20th Century Glazer

A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)
"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"
by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024
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Kansas Cheese Grater

Bro dont get a Kansas Cheese Grater dude its half gone.
by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025
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OpposingFork's Glazer

OpposingFork's Glazer is a dangerous can, syrian communist that hates the opposingfork creative urbans, producing propaganda like an assadist and saying they are schizo made stories, which is not true, the trade mark OpposingFork's is licensced and marketed by opposingfork
OpposingFork's Glazer is the best urban hater
by Dako123 June 1, 2025
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Carlisle Cheese Grater

A sexual act of gathering several uncircumcised males with poor foreskin hygiene and doing a group cheese pull onto a woman’s face/mouth.
Yo dude me Tom, Mike, and Garrett pulled a Carlisle Cheese Grater on the town bop last night.
by Yertly Turtly August 14, 2025
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Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater"

The act of pleasuring a man's genitals orally with the addition of firm, but gentle, usage of one's teeth.
TOEKNEE: "Damn grrrrrr - ole, thought you was bout to chomp off my D, but dat shiii was greeeaaaaaaat!!!"

KLASSIE: "I think you mean GRATE, baby."

TOEKNEE: "Da fek you talkin bout WUH - MAYNE? Das what I said. Grrrrrreeeeeeeaaattttttt."

KLASSIE: "I gave you a Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater" my love!"

TOEKNEE: "Get the F out of my office, Mom."
by Flooperzz August 24, 2025
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Oklahoma Cheese grater

A sexual act in which a male does not clean his crotch for a week, letting cheese grow, and then taking that cheese and brushing your teeth with it
Yo bro I just did the Oklahoma cheese grater last night, it was wild.
by Cheese_master February 16, 2026
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When you rub your mixed (preferably nigerian and hungarian) cock (also preferably smothered in smegma) against a cheese grater with reckless abandon, then take the shavings of dick cheese^2 and make an authentic queso sauce and invite all of your latin american friends over for Taco Tuesday and serve your authentic dick queso sauce to all attendees. Then, while the queso is still in their mouth, throatfuck them until ejaculation and shoot the dick cheese queso cum on their faces and lick it back up
'I went to this dude's taco tuesday thinking i'd have some delicious food but instead I just got a dirty amar (the cheese grater)'
by chezCHEZwoah October 13, 2025
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