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glock 13

ur so lonely that you decide to hove ur dick in a glock because you have no girl
i love the glock 13
by Flightpass November 20, 2024
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Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
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Glock 49

Used to be new but then u use it to jerk off and then you accidentally click the trigger on it and it goes through the hole
damn he just got glock 49ed
by Flightpass November 21, 2024
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glockma

Ahh glockma
by Jaud November 26, 2024
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glockenstockin

Flappy bits of a chicken the goutee
Look at that chickens glockenstockins
by IAmSoSexyAndHaveTheBestGf December 2, 2024
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gicky pie

When you ejaculate into a cup. Drink it. Say that’s pretty good. Start the oven. Turn off the oven. Turn on the burner slap a pan on that shit. Throw flour into the pan. Turn that shit on high. Cook 10minutes. Turn off. Throw some brown sugar on your girls ass. Slap it until all brown sugar melts into pan. Slide in the oven. Bake while baked. Pull it out. Ejaculate into a cup. 1/4 milk. 1 cup vodka. Stir until cum doesn’t stick to the pan. Freeze for 1 minute. Enjoy
I love gicky pie. But my girl won’t help me make it. Guess I gotta call my homeboys. We can make enough for the party tonight.
by Bonkedintheheadasachild December 14, 2024
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Glacka

Glacka is an insult from Livermore Ca. It has the same meaning as thumbass, and is derived from the words “faggot” and “nigger”.
by Roberto F Martinez December 16, 2024
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