garden state

(n): a preview which is far better than the movie it promises

(adj): relying too hevily on a single song, usually pretaining to movies

(v): to enjoy faux artsy movies
(v): to travel to or be in new jersey

Oh no, looks like a garden state.

Dude, your script is garden state. Fix it.

That guy garden states regularly in his film reviews.

My friend garden stated last weekend.

by ktothet October 3, 2005

gradeaphobia

The fear of looking at your grades

She was so scared of looking at her grades so she went to the doctor and they diagnosed her with gradeaphobia being defined as the fear of looking at your grades.

by Munchie8210 March 15, 2015

gardelia

She is a very smart girl very athletic, smart, kind, funny and very nice she has an awesome personality and is a very beautiful girl and she also loves the color purple

Gardelia is very good at soccer.

by Cooldude28 November 30, 2016

goard garden

Numerous pimples on a persons face.

God! Did you see the goard garden on that kid's face?

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

Pose Garden

An establishment or public place that is frequented be posers (see poser).

A pose garden can only be defined by those frequenting the establishment or public place that are not posers (i.e. cool people).

It's Friday night, lets head to the pose garden and regulate.

by FreakinFabulous February 23, 2009

rock garden

A style of garden tracing its roots to classic Chinese and Japanese garden rockwork, that achieved great popularity in the late 19th Century in Europe. The middle class burgeoned and began travling to the Alps. Tourists would universally dig up and bring back some of the alpine plants they encountered to their bungalows (a practice frowned upon today!). The first classic outlining the modern art of rock gardening was The English Rock Garden by William Robinson (1838–1935), although its most famous practitioner was Reginald Farrer (1880– 1920), an eccentric and brilliant horticulturist who was the most charismatic and popular garden writer of Edwardian England. Rock gardening flourishes today, with multiple specialist societies dedicated to the practice in most industrial nations. Rock gardens are characterized by thoughtful design and soil preparation culminating in artistically placed boulders of different sizes designed to mimic a natural outcrop. Rock garden plants grown from seed or purchased from specialist nurseries are then placed to provide year round color and interest, although the main season of bloom in the Northern Hemisphere are the months of April, May and June. The art has been raised to new heights in recent decades thanks to enormous strides in the science of cultivating difficult plants in soilless media and the innovations of trough gardening and the crevice garden in England and the Czech Republic respectively.

George was always out in his rock garden, fussing over his alpines.

by Acantholimon February 3, 2010

Wet Garden

Synonym for vagina. Can be used to replace some of those filthy words so that you can talk about vagina anywhere and at any time. Typically used to explain why one was late or why one can't make a certain event.

I'm sorry I couldn't make the party, I was tending to my wife's wet garden.

I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.

I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.

I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.

He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.

My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.

by NastyNally April 22, 2011