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A human in particular, that when Professor God made him/her in his lab, he made the mistake of knocking over a vial of Chemical Asshole, making them into a giant future backstabber and unproductive shit stain member to society. Thus creating the Fuckity Fuckboys.
Nobody likes Johnny because Johnny is is a fuck and he screws over everyone for his own gain.
by Tingle Likes Rupees February 18, 2017
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It's a compliment for everyone
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Have a nice fucking day

You're fuck good sir
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A commonly unknown and forgotten system used to represent how much you care about some one. The system works along with the metric system having: Milifucks, Centifucks, Fucks and Kilofucks. Usually when measuring the amount of fucks that some one gives towards another or something that happened a device called a Fuckometer is used. This will be a way to accurately determine how many fucks where given. Commonly 10-100 fucks are given in a situation, but in hard times and other uncommon events 3 kilofucks can occur. Current world record is held after a man named Elija Volk realized his girlfriend had a dick. 34.47 Kilofucks
Holy shit I just stubbed my toe

Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
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cmon admit it. You only typed in fucking so urban dictionary can yell at you to get the fucking mug
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Fuck is known as a swear word and as a word to replace 'sex', it can be used when someone feels pain or failure.
David:Ahh fuck! I stubbed my toe.
Michael:Hey babe wanna fuck?
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Fuck can be used in any spot in a sentence.
Take Gordon Ramsay for example
“This is FUCKING bullshit you Fucking god damn lunatic. Why in the fucking hell would you make this are you trying to fucking kill me”

-Gordon Ramsay
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