Frog-Princess Association

An association founded in April 1703 to provide frogs with suitable princesses, and vice versa. Operators of the Frog-Princess Mobile.

Hey, Isabelle — have the Frog-Princess Association sent you this month's recommendations yet?

by Frog-Princess Association April 20, 2011

frog lips

frog lips are when someone doesn't have any umph in their lips. this is very apparent when you kiss someone.

i kissed him but he had limp lips like a frog. he has frog lips.

by bigporky September 13, 2013

Frog Fortress

The act of spreading the lips of a vagina so far that you can fit a frog in, then proceed to mash the lips together, using the blood and guts of the frog as lube.

I gave that slut a Frog Fortress!

by Jimmy Juicebox July 11, 2014

frog board

a game where you huck frogs at a board with nails sticking out of it, similar to darts in a way

man i totally kicked ass at frog board last night

by theghosttiger July 9, 2015

Frog-smile

An intimate/sexual act, available for a couple or group that includes a male. To execute a frog-smile, the male and his partner(s) would undress completely, and line up in the position for the game "leap frog," having the male as the hopper. The male would then hop over his partner(s) to drag or rub his genitals along the back area of his party member(s).

(Credit to Arin Hanson, Game Grumps).

David: She totally let me give her a frog-smile.
Jeff: You're weird, stop talking to me.

by Demetrius Petitt September 18, 2015

frogdogs

a French bulldog named frogdog due to the way that they sit, which resembles a sitting frog, that is why they call them frogdogs

My frogdogs puppy is now housebroken

by scooterscuzz July 19, 2016

frog snorkel

Like motor boating, but with a bum

"Alastair was frog snorkelling last night with James."

by Lady Creole July 10, 2016