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Bricks-and-mortar friend

A real, tangible friend, that you hang with and go out for beers with, as opposed to a virtual online friend like that person you never talked to in high school that you now comment back and forth on social networks like Facebook.
I'm sick of sitting on Facebook for 4 hours a night and commenting on peoples' semi-witty status updates. I need to get some more bricks-and-mortar friends and get out of the house.

Phantom Drunk Friend 

A person who only calls you to hang out when they want to get drunk. After 3 hours of drunkeness, you are best friends; and then they disappear until the next drunken session is in order.
Hey, I didn't know you knew Ashley. Yeah, I hang out with her but only on the weekends; she's my phantom drunk friend.

hot chocolate friend 

Great for some seasons, not so great for others. Aka, short-lived best friend
"I've had a lot of hot chocolate friends... it makes it hard to trust people."

super mega ultra best friend 

someone who’s more than a best friend is a super mega ultra best friend ,’:)
Angie: adolfo is my super mega ultra best friend

Bob: damn

permanent boy friend 

Ongoing boyfriend, not flavor of the month.

Kiss your friend 

You have to kiss your friend and tell them why you love them later
Kiss your friend and tell them why later.
Kiss your friend by David myonaa October 16, 2019