A term used to describe someone who would traditionally be called a "boyfriend" or "girlfriend." For people in happy monogamous relationships but do not like the labels "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for various reasons (mainly because it sounds a little silly, just think about it.) Acceptable use is determined on a couple by couple basis. Pronounced as spelled: fry-end.
He's having dinner with his fryend Apple (vs. He's having dinner with his girlfriend Apple or He's having dinner with his girl... friend.. person... aahhh!! with a female fruit!! Apple!!!!)
The randomly shaped bits of crunchiness that suddenly appear at the bottom of your french fry bag, or other fried goodness. Most of the time you are unsure if it is actual fry particles or mystery crunch. They can have a large variation in size, texture, taste and content. Variation can appear between morning (breakfast) and evening.
1. An avid trekkie who teaches World History on the side.
2. A man who adopts little kids from other countries.
3. A reincarnation of Ben Stein who also enjoys spending time in historical reenactments.
4. Ryan Seacrest after a few years in hell.
Gretel: DUDE. I totally failed that test on the Roman Empire today!
Hansel: ZOMG me tooooo.
Gretel: Ugh, I'm starting to get the feeling our teacher is a Fryman.
Hansel: You might be right...I saw some latex ears in his filing cabinet.
Gretel: Well maybe you could brown-nose your way out of it by throwin' up a Live Long and Prosper!
Hansel: Oh my! That sounds like a plan!