The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.

Hey I’m bored, let’s test the Forest Gump theory.

by EXB FOR THE WIN March 24, 2020

Forest MS

There is literally nothing here but a bandwagon pile of Mexicans that when you scream “ICE” they go flying

“Hey you been to Forest Ms?”
“Yeah bro someone screamed IcE and everyone went running”

by Lil_Dick_Rick March 11, 2021

Forest man Jim

Forest man Jim is a hard to find creature usually hiding behind very slim strands of grass in the the wilderness wondering why he has not evolved to hide behind lettuce yet , frost man jim grew up idealising the grime collective ICF and went on to join the firm made up of the top boy crab and cass his second in command along with b rabbit chipmunk and donkey kong .

Is that forest man Jim seeding again

by Diggerdagger December 4, 2019

Naaman Forest HS

A giant brick with no windows in Garland, Tx. Home of the junkies and potheads. Also home of the shortest and baldest fucking principal in the world.

Naaman Forest HS is hell on earth.

by ImperfectKitty220 January 12, 2022

ginger forest

Literally just ginger pubes

“i bet that guy has a ginger forest”

“oh fs man”

by ihavesmsex February 14, 2023

forest plump

Someone who is awkward like Forest Gump, and is also chubby.

"Hey ladies, it's me, Forest Plump."

by Fandom Riend April 10, 2016

forest falls

If you live up in Forest Falls, you’re pretty cool and very hardcore. Located in the San Bernardino National Forest, it is truly exciting and unique community. Mostly old retired people live up there, but occasionally you’ll meet younger folks. The people are chill and like it up in their mountain home. They deal with bears and various other assortment of creatures and respect nature and wildlife. So, don’t abuse nature around them! They ALWAYS commute, so don’t even try to complain about how traffic sucks or how long you have to drive. Don’t complain about they weather around them, it makes them feel awkward when you say, “Oh it’s so cold, it’s 40 degrees!” They know what r e a l cold weather is like. Forest Falls residents are very helpful and kind. They work as a team, protecting eachother and looking out for one another. If there’s a fire, your neighbor will have your back. If there’s a flood, a neighbor is ready to help. A bear broke into your home? Your neighbor saw and notified you. If you have a Forest Falls friend, keep them close to hand. They will always be there for you and perhaps even let you hang out with them in the snow watching bears and squirrels. Don’t expect them to be able to keep up watching Netflix or something on the internet, the WiFi is

R E A L L Y slow, since they live smack dab in the middle of a Forest.

“Oh she lives in Forest Falls, that’s so cool! I wish I could stay up there forever!”

“How long does it take for you to drive to work everyday? Oh you’re retired? That’s cool.”

“Did you see the latest show? Oh yeah, that’s right, you live in Forest Falls there is no internet.”

by Ms. Banana Pancake Sandwich January 4, 2019