Stroker Strike Force

The staff of a strip club or any other establishment such as a bar,pub,grocery store ie bathroom attendants, security, bouncers etc who's job is to prevent you from masturbating while inside the establishment or in close proximity to the exterior of the venue.
I was tenderizing my tube steak in the bathroom of this strip club when out of no where the stroker strike force swooped in on me and kicked me out.
by Sexxxy Beast March 01, 2015
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forced car reproduction

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.
Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.
by BobMcBobbington June 02, 2014
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cunt force trauma

Distended abdomen tell tale of too much hard sex
Tony went out a gladiator

She rode him with a pocket full of nickels
Doc said obvious cunt force trauma
She was glad he ate er

Mal Halla dude
by Tonythetiler December 15, 2021
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velvet air force

Compass Airlines, also known as the velvet air force.
Compass pilot: Hey look, it's the Mormon air force *waves ecstatically*

SkyWest pilot 1: Did you see them wave?

SkyWest pilot 2: Yeah, it's just the velvet air force. They get SUPER excited, it's FABULOUS!
by veewan November 17, 2017
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joint task force

a task force compiled of magical weed-smoking umpa lumpa midgets that will come to your house and roll joints for you - some of the fattest, juiciest joints you will ever see. They come without you having to say a word, just the thought of weed and wrapping paper makes them show (it's like they can smell wrapping paper and weed).
"dude did the joint task force already come?"

"yup"

"Damn man!! I was hoping I'd see them in action"
by Mr. Po'd Up May 01, 2009
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hop on phantom forces

A term popularly used in the gaymer community, requesting that all femboys in the nearby area meet up to have rough anal sex for multiple hours, non stop.
Hey guys, hop on phantom forces?
Of course, let me get ready. I'll be there in a bit.
by rc9s May 28, 2021
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Black Air forces

A Crazy nigga who don’t care bout his life or yours
“James this crazy ass nigga asked me if I wanted to fight but I don’t even know his ass”

“Ok well what shoes did he have on”

“Black Air forces why?”

Oh

Nigga what you mean oh”

“You don’t know that Mf who wear black forces don’t care bout they life or yours?”

“ oh no I didn’t”
by E.MD.N.Eat My dick nigga April 12, 2022
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