Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 1, 2023

Flex on them Haters

Is when someone show off their wealth or their a body physical attribute (e.g. huge muscles, blue eyes, etc) on people he/she think that they envy them.

"Bro, I took a picture of myself after the gym and posted it on instagram to flex on them Haters."
"Man, this guy keep posting his new Ferrari on his social media feeds to flex on them haters"

by Rebel in a locked space June 10, 2022

Flex

Rolling a fat blunt/joint

Ex: I’m boutta flex this 4 gram wood

Ex: I just flexed this blunt

Ex: “damn bro, this blunt is fat” … “I know yo, I really flexed it”

by Cbrady October 19, 2022

Flex Tape Duo

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex

John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?

John 2- cause that shit water proof

John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE

by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018

flexing 90s

When you are flexing 90s in fortnite you are building

Hi wanna meet?
No I’m flexing 90s

by UwU187 September 13, 2022

flex couple

A couple whose gender roles are unfettered by tradition, societal judgment, or physiology.

An individual in a flex couple is a "flexeur."

by lengler December 17, 2013

flexe flieb0l

a fusion between flex and flieb0l. somebody whos chillin out all the time and does not give a damn about anyrhing. all he does is smoking, drinking and whatching TV.

*grabs remote control* 'man, wheres like, the like, channel 10? I mean.. dude.. like, dude...'

by oscar February 16, 2005